Hi Daryl!
DS> We did go in for a pregancy check on her...and the physician, a
DS> black female (sweet lady, but a nut <G>), asked her "Did you
DS> whizz??". I about fell out of the chair laughing.
BM> Sounds like she had learned not to use the scientific language on patients:
BM> "urinate" "I thought I was in Exam Room 7!".
DS> It took me a minute to get that pun. <blush!> :P
You're getting faster!! <rs!>
DS> When she was doing a pelvic exam on my wife, my wife was
DS> complaining that "my butt is about to fall off the table", and
DS> was reassured that she wasn't going to fall off, even though it
DS> felt like it.
BM> I remember when being strapped to the strecher being carried to the
BM> ambulance it felt like I was going to fall off.
DS> When they set me up for the bladder stone removal surgery, they
DS> put me in the stirrups, and lubricated the groin area with a VERY
DS> COLD anti-bacterial solution!! I don't know which one would make
DS> me want to pee more. :P
So which one was it?!
BM> Paying attention while driving is a good idea! And greasy fingers plus
BM> steering wheel aren't a good combination.
DS> Did you see the story where the guy was driving his Tesla, and
DS> was watching a movie on his smartphone?? He ended up rear ending
DS> a parked police car!! :P
So did he ever see the ending of the movie?
...Not quite that bad but years ago there was district manager who drove
off the highway because he was trying to do paperwork while driving.
BM> Hmm: I don't recall Taco Bell food being all that hot/spicy. OTOH
BM> don't order anything super-spicy as IMO spicyness/hotness should be a
BM> flavour enhancement, not a competition.
DS> My taste buds must be overly sensitive.
Might be the combination of tomato and some other seasoning you have a
'spicy!!' reaction to.
DS> Years ago, there was a mixup at a chemical plant in Fordyce, a
DS> community in southern Arkansas. An employee accidentally switched
DS> the chemical line to the water line, and toilets were literally
DS> exploding and catching fire, when flushed. To which, a female
DS> employee at my workplace remarked "I guess they got tired of
DS> being [peed] and [pooped] in!!".
BM> Paybacks are hell!
DS> I would say so. I can just see the people believing one can be
DS> reincarnated as a toilet. :P
Misreading of John 14:15 as "If you love me, keep my commodes"?
BM> ... The lioness ate the Hungarian. The Czech is in the male.
DS> Break out the beano.
Darn child-proof caps!
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