Barry,
DS> We did go in for a pregancy check on her...and the physician, a
DS> black female (sweet lady, but a nut <G>), asked her "Did you
DS> whizz??". I about fell out of the chair laughing.
BM> Sounds like she had learned not to use the scientific language on patients:
BM> "urinate" "I thought I was in Exam Room 7!".
It took me a minute to get that pun. <blush!> :P
DS> When she was doing a pelvic exam on my wife, my wife was
DS> complaining that "my butt is about to fall off the table", and
DS> was reassured that she wasn't going to fall off, even though it
DS> felt like it.
BM> I remember when being strapped to the strecher being carried to the
BM> ambulance it felt like I was going to fall off.
When they set me up for the bladder stone removal surgery, they put
me in the stirrups, and lubricated the groin area with a VERY COLD
anti-bacterial solution!! I don't know which one would make me want
to pee more. :P
DS> I made a smart-@$$ remark, and my wife looked at me, and
DS> growled "Keep that up, and you're next!!". The doctor looked at
DS> me, and she said "She's right, you know!!". My head went back
DS> into the magazine I was reading. <BG>
BM> Smart man!
I had a brother...I didn't know it took "forever" for women to get
ready, etc.
BM> Paying attention while driving is a good idea! And greasy fingers plus
BM> steering wheel aren't a good combination.
Did you see the story where the guy was driving his Tesla, and was
watching a movie on his smartphone?? He ended up rear ending a parked
police car!! :P
BM> Hmm: I don't recall Taco Bell food being all that hot/spicy. OTOH
BM> don't order anything super-spicy as IMO spicyness/hotness should be a
BM> flavour enhancement, not a competition.
My taste buds must be overly sensitive.
DS> Years ago, there was a mixup at a chemical plant in Fordyce, a
DS> community in southern Arkansas. An employee accidentally switched
DS> the chemical line to the water line, and toilets were literally
DS> exploding and catching fire, when flushed. To which, a female
DS> employee at my workplace remarked "I guess they got tired of
DS> being [peed] and [pooped] in!!".
BM> Paybacks are hell!
I would say so. I can just see the people believing one can be
reincarnated as a toilet. :P
BM> ... The lioness ate the Hungarian. The Czech is in the male.
Break out the beano.
Daryl
... Veni, Veci, Wee Wee - I came, I saw, I have to go potty.
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