Hi Daryl!
DS> Since we can't do sound effects in the "text messages", I found
DS> the deal on YouTube. It wasn't the Peter Gunn theme, but this it:
DS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH3rqNBo1ew
BM> I could see how that could have been brought back from a dusty memory
BM> as the Peter Gunn Theme.
DS> I wonder where the little booger got gas for his car...since he
DS> did save a bunch of money on his car insurance. <G>
If he's smart he would have gotten his gas at a low price with other
savings like those with grocery store ponts!
DS> Or "An overnight blizzard is God saying 'Take Today Off From
DS> Work'" <G>.
BM> As so the Devil created telecommuting to work!
DS> Or in "The Fat Bible" where God creates all these healthy and
DS> nutritious foods, Satan basically says "Forget nutrition!! Bring
DS> on the luscious fat!!". So, man is sitting on the couch, eating
DS> junk food to the max, and has a massive heart attack. So, God
DS> created quadruple bypass surgery...and Satan created HMO's. <G>
Must have been an undesireable human if both are trying to keep on
Earth!
DS> ... Digital watch owners, your days are numbered!
That reminded me: at the store I wore an analog watch -- bring up the
arm, glance at the time, done. No buttons to push. Would get asked
what time it was and I soon learned most had no concept of 'quarter of'
and the like, so had to say "8:45". Then for some reason that also
created a problem, as did "8:10" and even "8:05"; the 'marker' times
(where the clock digits are or would be) seemed not be be giving a sense
of accuracy like a digital display would, even though both analog and
digital times have "8:15". Ended up learning to lie a bit: if
really-truely 8:15 would say '8:16' and never be questioned like I had
been with '8:15'.
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