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Subject: Bathroom Cleaning Date: Sun Jul 26 2020 09:02 am
From: Barry Martin To: Daryl Stout

Hi Daryl!

 DS>   That likely was easier. Although I've heard of some as "big as
 DS> battleships". :P
 BM> Stop playing Risk with those!
 DS>   I'd hate to be the folks who have to analyze the ColoGuard
 DS> "samples". But, I found a piano stool...I thought they were
 DS> housebroken. <G>

There can always be an accident.


 BM> ... 1391: Chinese emperors begin using toilet paper in 2x3 foot sheets.
 DS>   Or like the guy who sent his Dad a weeks worth of toilet paper.
 DS> Seven sheets, one ply...that's one per day, and all he could get
 DS> on short notice. I would've said "thanks, but no thanks".
 BM> Though could be better than nothing!
 DS>   Well, the animals don't use it...yet I've seen dogs "butt
 DS> surf". :P

I've read where animals push their anus out when they poop and this is 
why their backside are usually clean.  Humans don't have the 'push' 
anatomy.  BTW I also read those toilet paper sheets were washed to be 
reused -- not wanting to have that job!


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