Hi Daryl!
BM> Yes, if your brother has no set sleeping schedule there's a good
BM> possibility of you calling when he is sleeping -- the Never Fails
BM> Dep't. As for bringing up the cutting back, bring up when flows with
BM> the conversation, and maybe more as an option: "what would happen if
BM> you...". Possibly as a joke lead-in: "I'm tired 'cause I had to pee
BM> every hour 'cause of all the beer" ...<small talk...> "Hey I know how
BM> to fix that: drink less!"
DS> Well, I have nocturia, but that comes from drinking over a half
DS> gallon of green tea a day.
Could take an antidiuretic which woul defeat the purpose of all that
tea!
DS> I slept better last night than I did the night before, but I'm
DS> groggy as all get out...as if I took an Ibuprofen toward sunrise.
DS> But, with all that liquid, the colon is on overdrive as well...at
DS> least I have plenty of toilet paper (TMI)...but, the tagline
DS> below applies to all of us.
<moved tagline up>
DS> ... We all have to go sometime. Where's the toilet??
Why am I visualizing a funeral with the deceased on a toilet and the
widow saying "he looks so natural"?!
BM> That is what they forget: some things (a lot of things!) are a
BM> privilege and not a right. The Miranda statement should probably be
BM> rephrased from "you have the right to an attorney at no charge"
BM> [paraphrasing] to "you have the privilege to an attorney at no charge".
DS> Really. It's also as if people feel they have a "right" to go
DS> to Heaven, and do what they want...but it's actually a
DS> "privilege"...and how to enter is so simple. Hint: Your good
DS> deeds don't cut the mustard, or stir the mayo.
There are no rights to anything. What we consider as 'rights' are
privileges earned for doing the right thing.
BM> I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
DS> Does the girdle fit?? Of corset does. <G>
BM> Had a side-note on baseball: there was a squeeze play.
DS> I've been wondering WHO (he's on first) was the player in right
DS> field. :P
Probably something like 'Lefty'!
According to this site the position isn't listed.
https://www.baseball-almanac.com/humor4.shtml
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